<p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">朗 誦:亞 濤</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">美篇編制:亞 濤</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">美篇號:121107976</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:20px;">文中插圖:源自作者作品</span></p> <p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px;">只能自嘲</b></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><b style="font-size:22px;">作者:阿關</b></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">自以為,唱歌不會差</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">講課多年,嗓音有亮色</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">搞了個不貴的音響</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">有興就開唱,聲情并茂了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">隔壁鄰居家</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">卻有意見,來敲門</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說影響了他們家</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">小貓進食</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">喜歡寫詩</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">手機上就能寫</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">寫著寫著忘了事</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">把菜燒糊了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">老婆火氣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">比詩人詩興更大</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那膩膩歪歪幾行字</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">能換回一把青菜</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還是半根蘿卜</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">最近棋風不順</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">輸?shù)浇导壛?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">像洗碗摔碎盤子一樣</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">而且一連幾次</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">家里那口子又發(fā)聲了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">臉色應該甩給電腦看啊</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">聽樓下兩人下棋拌嘴</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">拌著拌著,還笑了</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">跟小孫子打羽毛球</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">沒法比下去了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">順風球高過頭頂</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說是我沒接著</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">逆風落在地上</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">說過了中線</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">叫奶奶來做裁判</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">那是輸?shù)酶鼞K</span></p>