<p class="ql-block">文/竹林居士128</p><p class="ql-block">圖/網(wǎng)絡(luò).致謝</p> <p class="ql-block"> 公元二0二五年，夏歷歲秩乙巳年。巳在十二生肖上代表蛇，屬性“火”，今年當(dāng)值，謂之“太歲”。而亥在十二生肖上代表豬，屬性“水”，沖克巳，謂之“犯太歲”。走，我們一起去看看豬生活狀態(tài)如何。</p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（1）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">大耳肥頭稱懶漢，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">圓身短腿號憨君。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（2）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">唇翕撬動千斤石；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">耳扇吹開萬里云。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（3）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">貪玩貪吃尤貪睡；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不急不忙更不憂。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（4）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不戀天蓬元帥位；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">甘為塵世席中餐。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（5）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">短腿低聲哼小調(diào)；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">厚唇長鼻拱塵埃。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（6）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嫩肉憨頭嘻草地；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">粗腰胖肚戀泥欄。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（7）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">四只柔蹄和穢壤；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一張硬嘴拱臺階。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（8）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">只因貪色常遭罪；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">但恃釘耙偶立功。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（9）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">肥體圓身藏質(zhì)樸；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">憨情笨態(tài)任天真。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（10）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">金豚拱戶兆豐稔；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">瑞靄臨門納吉祥。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">聯(lián)（11）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">靈物叩門迎富歲；</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">祥光入戶耀華堂。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">詞（ 1）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 豬容</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（臨江仙）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">憨態(tài)圓身肥肚滾，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">耳耷短腿蹣跚。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嘴長哼叫食槽邊。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">皮毛糙暨厚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">睡臥且安然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">?小眼迷離神態(tài)懶，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">胖臀搖擺悠閑。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一身膘肉嗜酣眠。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">晨昏游夢海，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不問世塵埃。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">詞（2）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 豬態(tài)</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（臨江仙）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不問人間喧與靜，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">悠然蓄養(yǎng)欄間。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">朝欣鳥語暮聞蟬。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">任他塵世事，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">兀自享清閑。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">四季輪回皆過客，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">春花秋月多顏。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">肥身壯體笑天仙。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一生雖短暫，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">快樂伴人寰。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">詞（3）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 豬功</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> （臨江仙）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">莫道憨姿長憩臥，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">天蓬未減當(dāng)年。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">無時不在惠塵寰。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">休言生性懶，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">勛業(yè)滿詩箋。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">?肉嫩脂香盈飯桌，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">珍饈饞了神仙。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">皮成佳革御冬寒。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">糞肥滋沃土，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">田壟兆豐年。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 詞（4）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 豬德</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> （臨江仙）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">每遇饔餐呼友共，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">悄融穢壤滋田。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">粗糠藜藿意安然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是非皆遠(yuǎn)避，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">晴雨任悠閑。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">?貌似憨愚心內(nèi)善，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">慈仁廣布人間。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">舍身赴義佐瓊筵。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">甘鮮盈口福，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">童叟共垂涎。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> </span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">詞（5）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 豬愿</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（臨江仙）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">造化生時沖太歲，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">亥逢巳歲驚天。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">泥淤翻滾自悠然。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">任憑風(fēng)浪涌，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">靜水好彎船。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">?記憶天庭曾錯愛，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">嫦娥一笑情牽。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">凡塵跌宕起波瀾。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">但期云霧散，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">重上九重天。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">詩（1）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 詠豬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> （七律）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">胖體憨容意自寬，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">粗餐藜藿亦心歡。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">悄融穢壤滋千畝，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">身赴瓊筵佐萬盤。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">皮可制裘堪御冷，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">肉能成饌足添餐。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">天庭舊夢塵中鎖，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">猶盼云開上九天。</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">詩（2）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> 詠豬</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">（排律）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">首碩身龐壯，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">蹄肢短且堅。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">鼻長唇厚潤，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">耳闊若蒲懸。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">目小神光聚，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">皮糙毛發(fā)妍。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">尾搖憨態(tài)逸，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">腹鼓類瓜圓。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">不揀槽中食，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">安棲圈里椽。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">炎涼如逝水，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">寵辱若浮煙。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">遠(yuǎn)卻喧囂鬧，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">幽居寂靜眠。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">是非皆不管，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">曲直任人言。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">萬事隨風(fēng)去，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">諸般入幻玄。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">一心多積德，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;">只待再登天。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:22px;"> </span></p>