<p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">[兄妹對詩互調(diào)侃]</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">文/苗戰(zhàn)軍</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">唐宋八家蘇占三，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">東坡有才詩連篇。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">有妹雖丑腹中實，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">說文斷句對對聯(lián)。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">即景出詩速之迅，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">常常一語帶雙關(guān)。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">兄妹雖有才八斗，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">卻是五官有缺陷。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">東坡有臉一尺長，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">絡(luò)腮胡子比草亂。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">小妹雖女大錛樓，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">眼窩似壕深如淵。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">那天東坡戲小妹，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">詩出四句嘴之賤。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">未出堂前三五步，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">額頭先到畫堂前。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">幾回拭淚深難到，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">留得汪汪兩道泉！</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">小妹非是庸之輩，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">反唇相譏亦四言。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">一叢哀草出唇間，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">須發(fā)連鬢耳杳然。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">口角幾回?zé)o覓處，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">忽聞毛里有聲傳！</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">吟罷只覺語平平，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">又觀形色把詩占。</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">天平地闊路三千，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">遙看雙眉云漢間，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">去年一滴相思淚，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:rgb(237, 35, 8); font-size:22px;">至今未到耳腮邊！</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">東坡拍妹哈哈笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block" style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:22px;">豎起拇指贊連連！</span></p>